Greetings and Salutations…or for all you people in Bedford…Howdy, Y’all.
I was in Big Lots looking for a CD Case to get some things organized. I saw this one and could not resist. If you look inside, it’s nothing special. It was the packaging that got my attention.
It carried the amazingly obvious quote, “Unit automatically becomes portable when carried.” YOU DON’T SAY! WHO WOULD’VE THOUGHT?

I hate to break it to them, but anything automatically becomes portable when carried. If you’re strong enough, an elephant becomes portable when carried.



HERE'S A SHELL OF AN IDEA
Speaking of breaking things…have you seen CBS’ latest promotional scheme. Let’s say if it doesn’t work, the network will end up with egg on its face.
They are paying a company to use lasers to put advertising on EGGS.
I think they missed one..."CBS...Watch our comedies lay an egg."
Call me crazy, but what kind of message are you giving advertisers...we want people to get our message....so we will not put it on our air. We'll just wait until something good comes out of a chicken's butt.

Anyway that's about all for tonight...except if you want a couple good laughs, go see "You, Me & Dupree." It's a pretty good comedy.