Me Explain Women Real Good

I have strayed from the original purpose of this blog. If you look, the title is "The Total Guide to Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Anxiety."I always meant to teach you people something.So I thought today I would tell you everything I know about women.................... Yeah, right.....
Actually the more I learn about wimmen, the more I realize I don't know anything about them.
For example, if someone could explain to me, the following conversation I had last weekend with Mrs. Monkeyboy, the awesomely beautiful, amazingly smart, but incredibly mean wife.
ME: "Do you want to eat BEFORE we go to the movie or do you want to eat AFTER the movie?"
SHE: "Yes."
ME: "Yes, is not an acceptable answer. I gave you a multiple choice question and you gave me a "Yes or No" answer.
SHE: "You asked the question wrong."
She then proceeded to explain to me that not only was she right and I was wrong...it was all my fault.
About that point my brain vaporlocked. I never figured out what she wanted so I just got some popcorn at the movie.
By the way, speaking of evil women, did you know if you rearrange the letters in "William Jefferson Clinton" you get "Jail Mrs. Clinton. Felon Wife."Can't argue with that.
Anyway I hope everyone is enjoying their Thanksgiving.